LoL

I was sitting on the toilet bowl trying to do what human being always do when they have a really killing stomachache. Yeah, yeah that but that doesn't go well, so i started to muse about relationships. All the relationship craps and that went bizarre too, so i grabbed this hilarious joke book- one of my dad's and these jokes are killing me. So, please read and laugh ok?

• I broke up with someone, and she said; " You'll never find anyone like me again." And i'm thinking , i hope not! If i don't want you why would i want someone just like you? Does anybody end a bad relationship and say; " By the way, do you have a twin?"-Larry Miller
  

• When somebody says to you, " The last thing i want to do is hurt you". What they really mean is - " It's on the list. I've just got some other things to do first."- Mark Schiff
  

• I just broke up with my girlfriend because i caught her lying. Under another man. -Doug Benson
  

And this one is not related to relationship but it's super funny and it gave us an idea.

• We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. " Well, i'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth." Or, " i've got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth."-Brad Stine

Oh, c'mon! Laugh lah. It's funny kot ;)